And Yet Again We Make NO Sense
Because that's what awesome sisters like us do. We talk to one another and make no sense to the outside world. At least I don't think we do. I could be mistaken but I doubt it.
Example:
Me: ".... years ago. Well, actually it was like, what, 3 years ago....."
Misa: "YEARS ago was 3 years ago? Huh. I have underwear older than that..."
And then we ended up talking about the time my Dad and I got food poisoning when I was 8. We were driving from Texas to Arizona. And I thought I was going to die! Seriously. It was bad. That's the only time I remember ever seeing my Dad so sick.
And by sick I mean cannot move and when you do it's simply to vomit.
It was fabulous!
Then we talked about other memories we had from childhood and how my mom tried to teach my brother how to run cuz apparently he ran like his knees were tied together. Mind you, she tried to teach him this while my sister was "driving", as in coasting, the car right next to them and me riding shot-gun. (Gotta love the 80's and living in the middle of nowhere, literally). Oh, and did I mention the lamb tied to the bumper of the car so that it could get some exercise.
Talk about multi-tasking. My mom simultaneously taught my sister how to "drive", taught my brother how to run (so he didn't look like a girl doing it) and exercised the family lamb.
Or was it a sheep?
Either way, I didn't even know we had one when I was a kid.
One of the funniest convos we've had on the way to work. Which is unfortunate for you since I can't quite re-tell it in same manor as it was said, therefore it's probably not at all as funny to you as it was to me.
See, this is why it's probably better we have no witnesses to our conversations. It's just healthier for everyone all the way around.
Side note: my step-sister, Sharon, is a RIOT! Yesterday we determined that if we were to get together for any extended period of time we'd end up in jail. But it'd be ok cuz that's where the party would be and everyone there would love us. And then Senior Chief would bail us out.
I warned him about this future possibility and he said he'd start savin' for it now since I'm pretty sure it's just a matter of time.
Oh, imagine the ruckus we would cause..... me, Misa and Sharon let loose on some unsuspecting city...... Add our cousins Geri and Sarah in on this action and we'd be famous.
Seriously. They're the funniest people I know.


