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Friday, January 30

It all started with one license plate....

This mornings drive to work was FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

It all started when I saw a cars license plate that said 'Hey Moe'. I started laughing and thought of Misso and Gooch and how I wished they could have seen it too. If only I'd been able to get a pic before the guy turned.....

Then a couple blocks away from my office there was Jeep whos license plate said 'Jeepy'. My sister said how stupid that was and how people should come up with something original if they're going to pay for a specialized license plate and so on.

I thought it was hilarious though and started laughing.

Then my sister started off on some sort of tangent about how she was going to get another car so one license plate could say 'Jeepers' and the other could say 'Creepers'.

I laughed even harder.

Then my sister said she couldn't do that because no one would get it unless they saw the cars next to each other and how one car would always have to park on the left otherwise the license plates would be backwards and wouldn't make any sense.

For some reason that did me in.

I had just taken a drink of my coffee when she started that last part of her tangent and couldn't swallow before I started laughing. So I'm sitting in the passenger seat, trying to breathe and laugh while keeping the coffee in my mouth, when my sister realizes that I have a mouth full of hot liquid and says "Oooo... and then my sister spit coffee all over the dashboard".

I thought I was going to die.

It seriously took every bit of strength I had NOT to spit coffee all over her car. Somehow I managed to force the coffee down my throat and proceed to choke. This sent my sister in to hysterics.

Mind you, she was driving while all of this was going on.

I don't remember much of the next minute cuz I was focused on breathing and not dying and yet still laughing. By the time my sister dropped me off in front of my office building we were both wiping tears from our face and laughing about how her car almost had a new interior look.

Funny stuff I tell ya...... freakin hilarious!

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1 comments:

Misa Gracie said...

You forgot to mention the part where I was discussing name changing and how it really didn't matter because a name is just a name right? And then how a rose by any other name still smells so sweet (insert fart noise here). Because I am a classy, classy lady and will do anything (including making farting noises) for a decent punchline. Because that's how I roll folks, that's how I roll.